Writing a “Failure” CV
A failure CV is a type of CV that highlights an individual's failures and setbacks (rather than just their successes). The idea behind a failure CV is to emphasise the importance of learning from mistakes and to show that failure is a natural and inevitable part of the learning process.
Of course, unless you’re applying for a job as Chief Failure Officer (not yet a common job title, sadly), your 'failure CV' probably won't ever grace the desk of an HR Manager. But think of it as career compost - something you'll rarely (if ever) actually use publicly, but that's invaluable for personal growth, reflection and, ultimately, future success. After all, behind every impressive CV is usually a hidden pile of spectacular missteps, happily composting away in private.
Benefits of a Failure CV
One of the biggest perks of putting together a failure CV is that it shows you’re not the sort to crumble when things go wrong. We’ve all had projects flop or ideas that never quite got off the ground, but noting them down proves you can take a knock, learn from it, and keep moving. It also shows you’re not afraid to give things a go (even if they don’t always end in glory) which says a lot about your appetite for growth.
On top of that, being open about your slip-ups makes you come across as more genuine. Nobody really believes a “perfect” CV anyway, and most employers would much rather see someone with a bit of resilience, honesty and humour than a flawless robot.
Example of a Failure CV
This example highlights professional setbacks while demonstrating reflection, learning, and personal growth.
Profile:
Highly motivated and resilient individual with a growth mindset and a willingness to take risks and learn from failures.
Experience:
Project Manager – XYZ Ltd (January 2018 – Present)
- Led development of a new product line that failed to meet sales targets due to poor market research.
- Lesson learned: The critical importance of thorough market research and risk analysis.
Marketing Coordinator – ABC Ltd. (September 2015 – December 2017)
- Launched a social media campaign that underperformed due to lack of strategic planning.
- Lesson learned: Developed structured planning and data-led strategy skills, leading to a successful follow-up campaign.
Bachelor’s Degree in Marketing, Sheffield University, Sheffield (2011–2014)
Relevant coursework: Market Research, Social Media Strategy
A failure CV is a bit like looking back at old school photos - slightly cringeworthy, mildly embarrassing, but oddly reassuring when you realise how far you’ve come since then. Everyone’s got their share of mishaps, whether it’s fluffing a presentation, picking the wrong job, or backing the office World Cup sweepstake that went out in the group stages. Writing them down doesn’t make you look daft; it makes you look human, and shows you’ve learnt to dust yourself off and carry on.
And let’s face it, we Brits do failure rather well. We queue politely when the train’s cancelled (again), we laugh about the rain ruining our barbecues, and we tell our mates about our dodgy DIY before they notice the crooked shelf. A failure CV just brings that same spirit into your career - it’s not about wallowing, it’s about showing you can take the knocks with a bit of humour and bounce back stronger.